His arms and legs flail as if independent from his body!

Of course I'm refering to Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.  Or, as he's known around here, "Lionel". 

While our graduate student budget does not allow for the purchase of kitty tap shoes, I'm sure our tenancy in this building would be significantly shortened were we to outfit Lionel with his own pair of stomps.

Think I'm kidding?  You be the judge:

First: Michael Flatley - (as a side note: "Part Two?! On DVD?!)

And...

Just sayin'....